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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, September 19, 1891"

It was on this occasion that the Hero of
Austerlitz gave a most valuable testimonial to the British Army, to
whom he referred as "bull-dogs who never knew when they were beaten,"
and soldiers with iron-like tenacity. JOSEPHINE subsequently died
of visions at Malmaison to the soothing sound of soft music kindly
supplied by a semi-concealed orchestra.
CONVERSATION ON A ROYAL (OLYMPIC) DIVORCE.
_Mrs. Markham_. And now, dear little FRANK, can you tell me why the
Battle of Waterloo was lost?
_Frank_. Because, dear Mamma, it was removed from its resting-place in
the Panorama close to Victoria Street.
_Mrs. Markham_. That is a most intelligent reply, but I do not think
you are quite right. I fancy the Battle must have been lost because,
out of the couple of dozen or so of French soldiers who took part in
the Victory in Wych Street, a considerable number had to be told off
to see that NAPOLEON's charger behaved himself.
[Illustration: Waterloo in Play; or, the Charge of a Charger.]
_George_. And yet, dear mother, after the performances, I myself saw
the noble steed trotting most good-naturedly in rear of a hansom cab.
_Mrs. Markham_. When you are all older, I will take you myself to
examine the Model of the celebrated Battle in the Royal United
Service Institution; in the meanwhile, you may rest satisfied with the
explanation I have afforded you.


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