I.
_If you want to GET an Engagement as Mistress_--
Solicit an interview at the
HOUSEWIVES' HOSTEL.
_If you want to KEEP an Engagement as Mistress_--
Have the whole of your Servants' Suite
CREATED BY
THE CLASSY FURNISHING CO.
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II.
As Omar Khayyam said:--
"_A Loaf of Bread_--"
"MONKEY-NUTTO-BRAN"
Contains the whole of the husk.
"_A Flask of Wine_--"
A Wise Host
_PLUMES HIMSELF_
on his
CHATEAU VINAIGRETTE.
"_A Book of Verse_--"
"_PURPLE PIFFLE._"
By
PERCIVAL DRIVEL.
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"No submarines were sighted, but the vessel's commander steered a
tortoise course through the danger zone."--_Newfoundland Paper._
Far, far better than turning turtle.
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"Metra laughed and deposited herself bewitchingly among the cushions on
the davenport.
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