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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, April 4, 1917"

"_Voila!_"
He thereupon pointed out all the objects of local interest in the same
fashion.
"We will now give him fifty rounds for luck, and then we will return to my
cellar for a cup of coffee," said he, and a further twenty yards of Hun
parapet were removed.
Suddenly there came an answering salvo from Hunland, and a flock of shells
whizzed over our heads.
"Tiens!" my Captain exclaimed. "He has lost his little temper, has he?
Naughty, naughty! I must give him a slap. A hundred rounds!" he shouted
into the 'phone, and the German lines spouted like a school of whales
blowing.
Again the Bosch slammed across a heavy reply. My Captain leapt to his
'phone. "He would answer me back, would he? The impudence! Give him a
_thousand_ rounds, my children!"
Then for the next hour or so the sky was filled with a screaming tornado of
shells, rushing, bumping, and bursting, and the Bosch lines sagged, bulged,
quivered, slopped over, and were spattered against the blue in small
smithereens.
"And now let us see what he says to that," said my Captain pleasantly.


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