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Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville), 1881-1975

"A Man of Means"

How
long ago it seemed since he had met that genial financier. The
paragraph was not particularly interesting. It gave a brief account of
some large deal which Mr. Windlebird was negotiating. Roland did not
understand a word of it, but it gave him an idea.
[*] He is a character in the Second Episode, a fraudulent financier.
Mr. Windlebird's financial standing, he knew, was above suspicion. Mr.
Windlebird had made that clear to him during his visit. There could be
no possibility of offending Mr. Windlebird by a paragraph or two about
the manners and customs of financiers. Phrases which his kindly host
had used during his visit came back to him, and with them inspiration.
Within five minutes he had compiled the following
WE JUST WANT TO KNOW, YOU KNOW
WHO is the eminent financier at present engaged upon one of his
biggest deals?
WHETHER the public would not be well-advised to look a little
closer into it before investing their money?
IF it is not a fact that this gentleman has bought a first-class
ticket to the Argentine in case of accidents?
WHETHER he may not have to use it at any moment?
After that it was easy.


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