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Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville), 1881-1975

"A Man of Means"

"Now, isn't that lucky?"
To Roland the luck was not quite so apparent, but he made no demur to
Miss Verepoint's suggestion that they should be brought over to their
table.
The two boys, as to whose capabilities to write a topping revue Miss
Verepoint had formed so optimistic an estimate, proved to be well-grown
lads of about forty-five and forty, respectively. Of the two, Roland
thought that perhaps R. P. de Parys was a shade the more obnoxious, but
a closer inspection left him with the feeling that these fine
distinctions were a little unfair with men of such equal talents.
Bromham Rhodes ran his friend so close that it was practically a dead
heat. They were both fat and somewhat bulgy-eyed. This was due to the
fact that what revue-writing exacts from its exponents is the constant
assimilation of food and drink. Bromham Rhodes had the largest appetite
in London; but, on the other hand, R. P. de Parys was a better drinker.
"Well, dear old thing!" said Bromham Rhodes.
"Well, old child!" said R. P. de Parys.
Both these remarks were addressed to Miss Verepoint. The talented pair
appeared to be unaware of Roland's existence.


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